Welcome to the Rascally Diner!
Rufus: The Rascally Diner is closed due to COVID-19 and our tour is on hold.
You: But how will I get my fix of Bogied Brains or Sewer Sludge Burgers?
Rufus: A fine question. Did you know that we are sharing some of our Rascally Recipes right here, on this very website!
You: No! It cannot be.
Rufus: It's true! Now, shush those tears and click on the RECIPES tab.
Rufus is right! Each of our hideous creations has been carefully concocted to be disgustingly nutritious and fiendishly fun. Get your grown up to REGISTER for a free account and find out how to source our Rascally ingredients.